jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

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kyrawrz:

lady-isolation-queen-elsacrawley:

hikari-hayashi:

Me parece que hay demasiada sensualidad aquí *-* 

Yes 

Oh my gawd they’re so hawt.

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oldwhitedude:

rneerkat:

the chicken wanted to sound different so it had to think outside of the bawks

xx

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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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arieanda:

Kissing my main bitch macaronipenguin

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smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

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foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via fake-mermaid)

happpily:

did science ever figure out how this happened

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wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

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bettywhiteprivilege:

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

you take enough pictures of yourself as it is

(Source: hi, via suckest)