dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle, via pizza)

(Source: detector, via be-sex)

racingbarakarts:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(via racingbarakarts)

– Yaoi (1,269,719 plays)

(Source: micthemicrophone, via jerkidiot)

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “KILL YOUR BABIES

Reblog this if you want me to stalk your blog! :]

good luck my queen xD

(Source: tyleroakley)

donpardosaymyname:

lostiel:

#HOT DAD JOKES

(Source: sinii, via trashboat)

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via circumcising)

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

(via trashboat)

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

(Source: maliatastes, via fake-mermaid)

arieanda:

A guy at my school was playing slender, and something popped up and he jerked a littler, then he turned his chair around and said “so I read on the Wikipedia that heart attacks aren’t good for you”.

(Source: divergert, via fake-mermaid)

arieanda:

Kissing my main bitch macaronipenguin

I fucking forgot about this

(via arieanda)

the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

image

(Source: juno-no, via illogical-penis)

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

image

(Source: princeturtogo, via not-shaving-for-sherlock)

(Source: stylessavedme, via fuckyeahharrystyles)