So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
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good luck my queen xD
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
A guy at my school was playing slender, and something popped up and he jerked a littler, then he turned his chair around and said “so I read on the Wikipedia that heart attacks aren’t good for you”.
Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago
2 years ago
has anyone called her yet?
when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt